📆 Date/Time
Saturday, December 5, 2026
7:00 AM - 11:00 AM
💰 Entry Fee
FREE!
Fat Ass Style - Free, informal event
Clockwise
Course starts and finishes near the pavilion. Beginning promptly at 7:00 AM runners will begin clockwise loops, running as many ~1-mile loops as possible in 4 hours. Runners must complete a full lap for loop credit. If there's 10-12 minutes left on the clock at race HQ you better be ready to pound. Most loops wins!
Know Before You Go
- Check in at race HQ near the pavilion before 7:00 AM.
- Loops are counted at race HQ, so make sure you're seen each time you come through.
- It's Cleveland in December. Dress for snow, mud, wind, or all three.
- Water and pretzels at HQ. Bring anything else you need to keep pounding.
- Run the full 4 hours or just a few loops. Everyone's welcome.
New for 2026: a women's division. Same prizes, same bragging rights.
🏃♂️ Men's Division
🥇 1st Place: Most laps
6-pack of Great Lakes Christmas Ale 🍺
🥈 2nd Place
Bag of sourdough pretzels 🥨
🏃♀️ Women's Division
🥇 1st Place: Most laps
6-pack of Great Lakes Christmas Ale 🍺
🥈 2nd Place
Bag of sourdough pretzels 🥨
Record Board
Most laps in four hours · standing since 2025
1
James Van Orman
28Laps
T2
Malcolm Corrigan
27Laps
T2
Tim Clement
27Laps
Year one in the snow
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